10 reasons why snowboarding is better than sex

1. Riding too hard or too fast is not a problem

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2. A lift pass is $80, not $150 for dinner and a movie

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3. The back country is definitely not out of bounds

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4. No one misses out in a group-snowboarding session

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5. Snowboarding typically last more than a minute

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6. When you tell your snowboard you love her, you mean it

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7. You can’t get an STD from snowboarding

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8. Why get balls-deep when you can get waste-deep

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9. There are no points for cumming second

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10. (and one for the ladies) Length and width are fully customisable

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Snowboarding IS better than sex and this video proves it….

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