1. Riding too hard or too fast is not a problem
2. A lift pass is $80, not $150 for dinner and a movie
3. The back country is definitely not out of bounds
4. No one misses out in a group-snowboarding session
5. Snowboarding typically last more than a minute
6. When you tell your snowboard you love her, you mean it
7. You can’t get an STD from snowboarding
8. Why get balls-deep when you can get waste-deep
9. There are no points for cumming second
10. (and one for the ladies) Length and width are fully customisable
Snowboarding IS better than sex and this video proves it….
Snowriders Australia 